Title: Full Mental Jacket
Description: A marine drill sergeant notices a new recruit and barks at him, "Get your sorry behind over here! What's your name?" "Paul," the new recruit replies. "Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding-heart pansy bullshit they're teaching in boot camp today, but I don't call anyone their first name," the sergeant scowls. "It breed familiarity, and that leads to breakdown in authority. I refer to my recruits by their last names only: Smith, Jones, Baker and so on. I am to be referred to only as 'Sergeant'. Do I make myself clear?" "Yes, sir!" yells the recruit. "Now that we've got that straight, what's your last name?" The recruit sighs and says, "Darling, sir. My name is Paul Darling." "Okay, Paul, here's what I want you to do...."

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