Title: Funny Sick Joke
Description: A man calls his boss and tells him he can't come in today.
"Why not?" asks his boss.
"I'm sick," says the man.
"Sick? I saw you yesterday and you were fine? How sick can you possibly be?"
The man starts coughing, but his boss isn't convinced.
"Come on, how sick are you?"
"Well," replies the bloke, "as well as the cough, I've just spread peanut butter on my nuts for the dog to lick off. How is that?"
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