Title: Lawyer Joke
Description: A lawyer is getting out of his BMW when a large truck rolls by, taking the open door clean off. A nearby cop runs over. The lawyer starts yelling about the value of his beamer and how much it's going to cost to get it repaired. The cop loses his patience and says, "You lawyers are so materialistic!" The lawyer is incensed. "Do you know what I earn an hour? You have no idea what kind of pressure I'm under! How dare you call me materialistic?" The cop says, "Well, you were so concerned about the state of your expensive Beamer, you didn't even notice the truck took your arm off at the elbow." The lawyer looks down and screams, "F$#k! My Rolex!"

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