Title: Unrecognisable
Description: A 54-year-old women had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she underwent a near-death experience. Seeing God in her vision, she asked him, "Is my time up?" God replied, "No, you have another 43 years, two months, and 17 days to live". Recovering, she decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had her hair coloured and her teeth whitened as she figured she might as well make the most of her time. After her last operation, the women left the hospital and, while crossing the street, was struck by an ambulance and killed instantly. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 43 years? God replied, "I didn't bloody recognise you!".

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